Review Machine, review audit

Where your Google listing stands, before the first invitation goes out.

At setup we collect the reviews on your Google listing, up to 1,000, and send you a dated report: how often reviews arrive, how you reply, how you compare with the most-reviewed places nearby, what customers mention, and a suggested reply for each unanswered review of 3 stars or lower. It is part of the $1,000 setup.

The report below is for Example Dojo, a martial arts school in Pasadena that does not exist. The business, its reviews and every figure about it are invented.

The sample report, section by section

This is the report our system prints for a client, filled with invented data for a business that does not exist. The client gets it as a PDF. A note with each part says what it means for you.

Sample report for a fictional business

Google review report

Example Dojo

Pasadena. Prepared September 28, 2026.

This report shows your Google listing as it is today. It does not predict how many reviews you will get.

Your listing today

4.7stars on Google
186reviews
10:42 AMSeptember 28, 2026

We collected 185 of the 186 reviews on your listing. The oldest is from March 2, 2021.

Pace

Last 90 days: 110246October 2024: 3 reviews3Oct2024November 2024: 3 reviews3NovDecember 2024: 2 reviews2DecJanuary 2025: 4 reviews4Jan2025February 2025: 3 reviews3FebMarch 2025: 5 reviews5MarApril 2025: 4 reviews4AprMay 2025: 6 reviews6MayJune 2025: 3 reviews3JunJuly 2025: 5 reviews5JulAugust 2025: 4 reviews4AugSeptember 2025: 5 reviews5SepOctober 2025: 4 reviews4OctNovember 2025: 3 reviews3NovDecember 2025: 1 review1DecJanuary 2026: 3 reviews3Jan2026February 2026: 4 reviews4FebMarch 2026: 6 reviews6MarApril 2026: 5 reviews5AprMay 2026: 4 reviews4MayJune 2026: 5 reviews5JunJuly 2026: 4 reviews4JulAugust 2026: 5 reviews5AugSeptember 2026: 2 reviews (month in progress)2Sep41 daysLast 90 days0246October 2024: 3 reviewsOct2024November 2024: 3 reviewsDecember 2024: 2 reviewsJanuary 2025: 4 reviewsJan2025February 2025: 3 reviewsMarch 2025: 5 reviewsApril 2025: 4 reviewsAprMay 2025: 6 reviewsJune 2025: 3 reviewsJuly 2025: 5 reviewsJulAugust 2025: 4 reviewsSeptember 2025: 5 reviewsOctober 2025: 4 reviewsOctNovember 2025: 3 reviewsDecember 2025: 1 reviewJanuary 2026: 3 reviewsJan2026February 2026: 4 reviewsMarch 2026: 6 reviewsApril 2026: 5 reviewsAprMay 2026: 4 reviewsJune 2026: 5 reviewsJuly 2026: 4 reviewsJulAugust 2026: 5 reviewsSeptember 2026: 2 reviews (month in progress)41 days
Reviews per monthSeptember 2026, month in progressLast 90 days

11 new reviews in the last 90 days.

The longest stretch without a new review in the last two years was 41 days, from December 2, 2025 to January 12, 2026.

The newest review is 6 days old.

Stars and replies

5155 (84%)
421 (11%)
34 (2%)
22 (1%)
13 (2%)

You replied to 3 of the 9 reviews rated 3 stars or lower (33%), and to 22 of all 185 reviews (12%).

When you replied, the median wait was 4.5 days.

39 reviews (21%) are a star rating with no text.

Where you stand locally

We compared your listing with the three most-reviewed listings in the same Google category within 5 km.

  • Example Dojo186 reviews
  • Nearby listing 1412 reviews, 1.2 km away.
  • Nearby listing 2240 reviews, 2.5 km away.
  • Nearby listing 3131 reviews, 3.7 km away.

The middle of the three has 240 reviews, 54 more than yours. The most-reviewed has 412, 226 more than yours.

Your Google profile

  • Primary categorySet
  • Opening hoursListed
  • WebsiteListed
  • Phone numberMissing
  • StatusOpen

What customers mention

Patient instructors (praise, 34 reviews)

“the instructors are patient with the little ones and still keep the class moving”

“never once felt rushed when I did not get a technique right away”

Kids gain confidence (praise, 27 reviews)

“our daughter stands taller since she started”

“he is more confident at school now”

Welcoming to adult beginners (praise, 16 reviews)

“I started at 41 with zero experience and never felt out of place”

Clean training space (praise, 11 reviews)

“mats are cleaned between every class”

Free trial class (praise, 9 reviews)

“the free trial was a relaxed way to see if it fit”

Billing and cancellation (complaint, 4 reviews)

“canceling took three emails”

Schedule changes (complaint, 3 reviews)

“the Saturday class moved twice this month”

Evening parking (complaint, 3 reviews)

“Street parking around 6pm is hard”

Replies to write

6 reviews rated 3 stars or lower have no reply yet. Each has a suggested reply below. Fill in the parts in brackets, adjust the wording, and post it from your Google Business Profile.

3 stars, August 30, 2026

“Great instructors, but the Saturday class moved twice this month and we only found out at the door.”

Suggested reply: Thank you for the kind words about our instructors, and for telling us about the Saturday class. Finding out about a schedule change at the door is frustrating. Please call us at [phone] so we can make sure future changes reach you ahead of time.

2 stars, August 14, 2026

“My son loved it, but canceling took three emails and we were billed for another month after we asked to stop.”

Suggested reply: Thank you for training with us and for letting us know about the cancellation. We would like to look into the billing on your account. Please email [email] or call [phone] and ask for [name], who handles memberships.

1 star, July 3, 2026

A star rating with no text.

Suggested reply: Thank you for your rating. We would like to hear what happened during your visit. Please call us at [phone] or email [email] so we can talk it through.

3 stars, April 19, 2026

“Street parking around 6pm is hard and we missed the start of class twice. The classes themselves are good.”

Suggested reply: Thank you for the kind words about the classes and for the note about evening parking. Please call us at [phone]; we are glad to talk through [parking options] near the school.

2 stars, December 2, 2025

“The front desk never called me back about the summer camp.”

Suggested reply: Thank you for your interest in our summer camp. A missed call back is not what we want for any family. Please email [email] or call [phone] and we will answer your questions directly.

1 star, June 11, 2025

“The trial class was fine but the sales talk after it felt like a lot of pressure.”

Suggested reply: Thank you for trying a class with us and for your honest feedback about the conversation afterward. Please call [phone] if you would like to talk about it; we want every trial class to feel relaxed.

Words your customers use

patient instructors (14), confidence (12), kids class (11), free trial (9), self defense (8), discipline (7), friendly (7), welcoming (5), great workout (4), family (4)

What to do in the first 60 days

  • Reply to every review of 3 stars or lower that has no reply yet. We drafted each reply; your team edits it and posts it from your Google Business Profile.
  • Law firms and medical practices: never confirm in a reply that the reviewer was your client or patient, and never mention their matter or treatment. Invite them to call the office. (ABA Formal Opinion 496; HIPAA)
  • Fill the gaps in your Google profile, starting with the primary category.
  • Invite every customer you served, most recent visits first, in date order.
  • Send the invitation after the service is complete. For children's programs, invite the parent.
  • Keep a steady pace close to your listing's usual rate. Sudden spikes well above it can get new reviews held back or removed.

What not to do

  • A tablet, kiosk or QR code for reviews at your location, or asking people to post while they are still there.
  • Discounts, gifts or any reward for a review (Google policy; FTC rule, 16 CFR Part 465).
  • Asking customers to mention a word, a staff member or a phrase.
  • Reviews from staff, relatives or friends.
  • Choosing whom to invite by the rating you expect.

Source: public Google reviews of your listing and Google Places data, collected September 28, 2026. Reviewer names are not stored. Nearby listings are shown by review count only.

What the audit does, and what it does not

It describes your listing and hands you the replies to catch up on. The decisions, and every post on your listing, stay with you.

What it does
  • Collects the public reviews on your Google listing, up to 1,000, when we set you up
  • Dates every number, so the day-60 report has a fixed starting point
  • Drafts a reply to each unanswered review of 3 stars or lower, for your staff to edit and post
  • Compares your review count with nearby listings by count and distance only
  • Keeps the collected review texts for 90 days, then deletes them. Reviewer names are never stored
What it does not do
  • Post anything on your listing. Your staff post every reply from your Google Business Profile
  • Predict how many reviews you will get, or what your rating will be
  • Suggest asking only the customers you expect to be happy
  • Suggest discounts, gifts or any other reward for a review
  • Cost extra. It is part of the $1,000 setup in every option

Where it fits in the 60 days

The audit is the first thing you receive. The campaign that follows is measured against where your listing stood that day.

At setup

We run the audit and send you the report. Your team can work through the suggested replies and the profile gaps while we prepare your list and your sending.

Through day 45

Invitations go out to your eligible list, from your name and your domain. You follow each customer's progress on your dashboard.

On day 60

The final report compares your listing with where it stood at the start: the public review count on launch day and on day 60, both from dated screenshots. The price does not depend on the result.

The audit comes with the setup in every option, whether we run the campaign or your team does. See how Review Machine is priced.

Start here

Check whether your list is a fit

Bring one Google listing and a rough count of customers you may contact. On a 30-minute call we tell you whether the standard campaign fits. If you go ahead, the review audit is the first thing you receive.

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